12-27-2010, 08:54 AM
After the excellent thread about brand jokes
http://forum.photozone.de/index.php?/top...and-jokes/
here's one about general photography jokes
enjoy
1) two photozoners discussing :
If you saw a man drowning and you could either save him or photograph the event...which lens would you use?
2) Two other photozoners meet on a street corner. One mentions that he'd just seen a man lying in an alley who was clearly starving and in dire straits.
What did you give him?, the other photographer asked...
"1/250s @ f/8"
3) There was this photographer in one of the most remote parts of the African continent on an assignment. He came across a primitive village where the residents were living in thatched huts and wearing colorful primitive garments. He approached a man who appeared to be the chief who was wearing a large headdress made of woven hemp and colorful feathers.
The photographer, not knowing how to speak to him, pointed to his camera then to the chief. The chief nodded. As the photographer was taking a meter reading the chief said "today use f/16 at 1/125 for ISO 100 ".
4) How many photographers does it take to change a light bulb?
50 - ne to change the bulb, and forty-nine to say, "I could have done
that!"
5) The quality of a lens and the price is directly proportional to its weight times the diameter of the front element and how many acronyms are used in the marketing material to describe its technology
http://forum.photozone.de/index.php?/top...and-jokes/
here's one about general photography jokes
enjoy
1) two photozoners discussing :
If you saw a man drowning and you could either save him or photograph the event...which lens would you use?
2) Two other photozoners meet on a street corner. One mentions that he'd just seen a man lying in an alley who was clearly starving and in dire straits.
What did you give him?, the other photographer asked...
"1/250s @ f/8"
3) There was this photographer in one of the most remote parts of the African continent on an assignment. He came across a primitive village where the residents were living in thatched huts and wearing colorful primitive garments. He approached a man who appeared to be the chief who was wearing a large headdress made of woven hemp and colorful feathers.
The photographer, not knowing how to speak to him, pointed to his camera then to the chief. The chief nodded. As the photographer was taking a meter reading the chief said "today use f/16 at 1/125 for ISO 100 ".
4) How many photographers does it take to change a light bulb?
50 - ne to change the bulb, and forty-nine to say, "I could have done
that!"
5) The quality of a lens and the price is directly proportional to its weight times the diameter of the front element and how many acronyms are used in the marketing material to describe its technology